富甲一方的财主孙半城在逛窑子回来时，春暖半路遇到一个哭泣的女子，春暖好奇心让他忍不住上前调戏，没想到却着了别人的道，被迷走了心魄，始终昏迷不醒。孙家人为此请来了张九道和他的两个徒弟，张九道的徒弟董小宝唯利是图，见到孙家出手阔绰后，擅自决定接了下来，无奈之下，张九道只能答应帮助孙家人。没想到，在他们施法的时候，却是触动到邬元术的法阵，被邬元术察觉，双方隔空斗法，最终打个平手。张九道为了查出对方身份，让封小刀和董小宝在城中的青楼赌坊潜伏，封小刀却也因此结识了青楼的清倌人秀儿，暗生情愫。
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回复 :Claudie, a young French woman, inherits her uncle's property in Algeria, much to the disappointment of her scheming cousins Diane and Manuel. On the ferry she meets and falls for Pierre, an idle young man who has squandered his inheritance and is on his way to beg from Christian, his rich but rough-and-ready uncle, who owns a neighbouring farm to Claudie's. Made to work on the farm by Christian as a loan condition, Pierre is soon a changed man, and proposes to Claudie. But when his Arab friend Zoubir invites the Europeans on a hunting party, Diane and Manuel see their chance to move against their cousin.
回复 :建筑师陶花珲（李镇洲）一向畏妻如虎，在家中毫无地位，连妹仔怀春（孙惠芳）都看不起他。陶满腔委屈，无处出气，常常发泄于好友戴（龚国强）身上。与此同时，陶亦对戴妻洁贞（苏玉华）心存非分之想。洁贞亦觉得戴不解温柔，常与戴发生拗撬。陶更乘虚而入，竟引诱贞到澳门“嬉春酒店偷情。戴为了视察一所闹鬼的澳门酒店与及送其侄梦星到省城入学，更向陶借妹仔怀春作梦星的仆人。而原来闹鬼的酒店竟然是嬉春酒店，于是他们几人又先后入住了“嬉春酒店，加上酒店闹鬼，香港扫黄组来澳门扫荡，阴差阳错之下促使笑料连珠炮发，令人捧腹大笑之余，结局更出人意表。
回复 :Realistic story of working class Yorkshire life. Two schoolgirls have a sexual fling with a married man. Serious and light-hearted by turns.
