老赵（赵本山饰）是个五十多岁的农民，欧美他南下深圳打工，欧美因好友老刘死了，不得不走上背对方尸体回家安葬之旅。他先把老刘伪装成醉鬼，混上长途车，却不幸在途中遇上劫匪（郭德纲等饰）。救了一车人钱财的他反而给乘客赶下了车。老赵只好在路上拦车，晚上住店，钱却被偷。他到别人（午马饰）的葬礼哭丧，混得饭吃……一路上，老赵遇到形形色色的中国人。目标在望之际，他累晕了，在医院中苏醒后，警察告诉他，要按规定把尸体火化。老赵带着老刘的骨灰回到他的家乡，那儿却已经拆迁了。门板上，写着老刘的儿子的留言。
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回复 :1948年的某江南水乡，壮年男子都被征去当兵，剩下的都是有残疾的男人及老弱妇孺。车夫丁大山在破庙的离奇死亡打破了这个水乡的平静，从现在遗留的六寸半鞋印及一只绣花鞋来看，疑凶的焦点落在了以刺绣闻名的苏二（林心如 饰）身上。案件被认为是通奸谋杀，传统守旧的乡绅带领乡民疯狂地将苏二处以“浸 猪笼”极刑，遗下苏二一双未成年的儿女绝望无助。可是自此之后，水乡接二连三发生命案，先是编猪笼的程南（景冈山 饰）之妻被竹片穿心而死，接着又有乡绅离奇死亡，更有甚者看见苏二在夜晚的水乡飘然出现，到底背后的真相是什么……？
回复 :The film opens with a narrated disclaimer over footage of an opening coffin. The narrator explains that the film's climax is so terrifying that it may kill the viewer, and reassures the audience that if they die of fright while watching the film, they will receive a free burial service, and it closes on the casket which has a card inside reading "Reserved for You."[1]Newlyweds Jenni (Peggy Webber) and Eric (John Hudson) move into Eric's palatial country home. Jenni is Eric's second wife; his first wife Marion died when she accidentally slipped and hit her head on the edge of a decorative pond on the estate. At the home they meet Eric's friends, the Reverend Snow (Russ Conway) and his wife (Toni Johnson), as well as Mickey (Alex Nicol), the developmentally disabled gardener. Eric privately mentions to the Snows that Jenni spent time in an asylum following the sudden death of both her parents, and Mrs. Snow reveals that Jenni is very wealthy.Jenni is disturbed both by Mickey's belief that Marion's ghost wanders the estate and by Marion's self-portrait inside the house, which Jenni believes resembles her mother. When she begins to hear unexplained screaming noises and see skulls around her house, she believes that Marion is haunting her. Though Eric speculates to Jenni that Mickey, who was a childhood friend of Marion and thus dislikes Jenni, may be behind the trickery, Jenni worries that she is going insane. Eric then suggests to remove Marion's self-portrait from the home. Eric and Jenni take the painting outside and burn it. While they clean up the remains of the painting, a skull emerges from the ashes. While Jenni panics at the sight of the skull, Eric denies that the skull is there. Jenni faints and Eric withdraws the skull and hides it, revealing that he was responsible for the trickery all along in an effort to get hold of her wealth.Believing she has finally lost her sanity, Jenni resolves to be committed. She tells Eric that the entire property will be meticulously searched for the skull as a last resort. Before Eric can retrieve it, Mickey secretly steals the skull and brings it to the Reverend, revealing Eric's plans. That night, Eric prepares to murder Jenni and stage it as a suicide. Jenni sees Marion's ghost in Mickey's greenhouse and flees back to the house. When she enters, Eric begins throttling her. The ghost then appears and chases Eric outside and about the property; it finally corners and attacks him, drowning him in the decorative pond.After Jenni regains consciousness, the Snows arrive. Mrs. Snow comforts a hysterical Jenni and the Reverend discovers Eric's body in the pond. Some undisclosed time later, Jenni and the Snows depart from the house. Reverend Snow declares whether or not Marion's death was an accident will remain a mystery.
回复 :天无门主呼伦法师(张道饰)苦练「子阴毒功」有意称霸天下，作法取童子尿与胎盘，以供练功，手段残酷。高生(袁日初饰)乃阴阳堂弟子，无意中闯进禁地，发现「阴阳分元大法」秘籍，乃暗中偷练，但因根基浅薄，弄得魂魄离身，不能返回，幸得银久(李文泰饰)及时救助。海青派李天道遭天无门杀害，妹李剑娥(刘皓怡饰)遍访江湖寻兄。是夜正值关作法取童子尿，剑娥查悉制止……
