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回复 :唯性斋主简而清饰演一名说书人，从民间搜集水浒传3段鲜为人知的风流艳史：话说母夜叉孙二娘性情刚烈，但其实风流万种，是一位大食少妇，可惜丈夫张青不能人道，幸好他研制出草本春药，再以一招借尸还魂，令母夜叉夜夜采阳补阴；浪子燕青空有一身武艺，却是情场初哥，直至遇上名妓李师师；黑旋风李逵被盛名所累，竟被人冒认，到处招摇撞骗，淫欲民女……
回复 :一次偶然中，古董商人郭敦煌（钟发 饰）和其徒弟发现了一座古墓，墓中躺着三具额头上贴有符纸的僵尸，在僵尸的身上，郭敦煌发现了生财之道，却在无意之中将镇压僵尸的符纸弄掉，引得僵尸复活，他的徒弟亦因为和僵尸搏斗而身负重伤。郭敦煌一行人找到了林医生（林正英 饰），求其救治，林医生告诉三人，僵尸十分危险，必须将其彻底消灭。然而，郭敦煌却并不愿意放弃好不容易弄到手的摇钱树，与此同时，警方亦闻风而动，情势十分混乱。男僵尸（张荣祥 饰）和女僵尸（王玉环 饰）千方百计寻找逃脱的办法，小僵尸（何建成 饰）却和人类小孩交起了朋友。
回复 :On a hot summer afternoon in New York, Emma Jones gossips with other neighbors in her residential building about the affair that Mrs. Anna Maurrant and the milkman Steve Sankey are having. When the rude and unfriendly Mr. Frank Maurrant arrives, they change the subject. Meanwhile, their teenage daughter Rose Maurrant is being sexually pressured by her married boss Mr. Bert Easter. She does however very much like her kind young Jewish neighbor Sam, who has a serious crush on her.The next morning, Frank Maurrant tells his wife that he is traveling to Stamford on business. Mrs. Maurrant meets the gentle Sankey in her apartment, but out of the blue Frank comes back home. He realizes his wife is upstairs with Sankey, and runs upstairs. We hear shots and see the two men struggling as Sankey tries to escape through the window. Maurrant runs out with a gun. He has killed Sankey and fatally wounded his wife.Maurrant is apprehended and is led away by police. He apologizes to his daughter Rose, who will now have to take care of herself and her young brother without either parent. Rose's boss offers once again to set her up in her own apartment, but she refuses. Then she sees Sam, and tells him she wants to leave the city. Sam pleads with her to let him go with her, but she tells him it will be better for the two of them to have a couple of years apart before they consider becoming a couple. Rose walks off down the street by herself.
