故事发生在光绪二十四年间，便器皇帝被囚，便器朝廷上下一片混乱。孟小山（张卫健 饰）是一个名不见经传的刽子手，一次偶然中，他结识了名叫柳青青（江淑娜 饰）的女子。大太监李莲英（沈孟生 饰）心怀鬼胎，不巧被孟小山和柳青青撞破，心虚的他遂收两人为心腹，并将他们强装打扮成太监，送入宫内。在那里，孟小山遇见了活泼开朗桀骜不驯的多罗格格（张庭 饰），两人不打不相识，随着时间的推移，多罗格格渐渐被孟小山的率真所吸引，芳心暗许。那边厢，柳青青暗恋曾经的救命恩人唐啸天（翁家明 饰）已久，得知唐啸天准备却解救身陷囹圄的皇帝，便拉上了孟小山上了“贼船”。
回复 :伊桑·霍克将主演、编剧和执行制作新剧《上帝鸟》(The Good Lord Bird)，改编自作家詹姆斯·麦克布莱德的同名小说，从小男孩亨利的视角讲述：1857年，他是堪萨斯的一名黑奴，他的主人与著名废奴主义领导人约翰·布朗起了冲突，布朗带走了亨利，以为亨利是女孩，给了他一条裙子穿，并给他起了“小洋葱”的外号。途中亨利挣扎求生，并逐渐融入布朗的大家庭中。直到1859年，他参与了布朗发起的著名事件：哈普斯渡口袭击，这是美国南北内战的主要导火索。小说以幽默轻松的语言，塑造了布朗这个坚定的起义领导人和逐渐成长的少年亨利的形象。霍克表示这是自己很有热情的项目，是他最爱的书之一，他将饰演布朗。Showtime已订下整季8集，安东尼·海明威(《无耻之徒》《火线》《美国犯罪故事：公诉辛普森》)执导，制作方是Blumhouse电视。
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回复 :In prison for killing his nemesis, Patrick Jane must prove that the man he shot really was Red John. Meanwhile, Lisbon urges Van Pelt to seek counseling in the aftermath of the death of her fiancé, Detective O'Laughlin. Written by CBS Publicity
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回复 :The four vampires of the residence gather to discuss what they should do with Guillermo, who killed the Vampire Council. Laszlo is happy that they're fine, but Nadia isn't so sure. She figures that Guillermo is Nandor's responsibility, but he points out that Guillermo did it to save them. Colin doesn't care, and Nadia and the Doll insist that they have to kill Guillermo. Nandor reminds them that they're still in danger, and the Council will send more assassins and only Guillermo can protect them.Nandor figures that they should slumber on it. Guillermo's bell rings from the basement, and they go down to check on Guillermo. It's been a month since they imprisoned him and haven't decided Guillermo's fate, and they go to Guillermo's cell. Guillermo says that his bathroom bucket is empty. Colin offers to empty it so he can see if Guillermo is sending out secret messages.Nadia throws raw chicken at Guillermo so he can eat, and Guillermo says that he wouldn't kill them. He reminds that he saved their lives, and he asks if they've just procrastinating without him. Colin uses a cattle prod and shocks himself, and Guillermo yells that he just wants to protect themOnce the vampires leave, Guillermo talks to the camera crew and admits that there's good wifi in the basement. He shows them around his cell, and figures the vampires can't do anything without him. He shows that he can get out, and explains that he's been sneaking out while his captors slumber. Guillermo goes upstairs and keeps the house functioning, and the vampires don't notice because they think it happens automatically. Guillermo then goes to a diner to eat, and admits that he's co-dependent.Guillermo returns to his cell before everyone wakes up, and listens as the vampires discuss his fate. When they hear him move, Guillermo returns to his cell and locks himself up. Nandor comes down and asks how his familiar is holding out, and admits that it's likely they'll kill Guillermo.The familiar says that he's a soldier and lives by the code of the warrior. Nandor agrees and brings more raw chicken for Guillermo. The vampire then goes, turning the lights on.Guillermo has put up security camera to keep an eye on the vampires, and sees bats circling the house. Colin reports that Guillermo isn't sending out secret messages but will continue to check Guillermo's bucket.A vampire enters the room as mist. Guillermo runs in and kills it. The female vampire, the Guide, survives, and says that she isn't there to kill anyone. She congratulates Guillermo on being a vampire-hunter, and says that they hadn't heard from them but sent 87 ravens as messengers. They also tried to use the telephone, but it's Guillermo's job to answer the phone and he was locked up.The Guide says that the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council has sent her to show them a VCR with their message. After they chain up Guillermo, the Guide plays the tape. The Head of the Council applauds them for eliminating 70% of the most powerful vampires in the Tri-State area. The Head reminds them that the law is that vampires do not kill vampires. The Council figures the four vampires know how to get things done, so they've been appointed the leaders of the Eastern Seaboard Vampiric Council. The Council will be monitoring them.The Guide tells the vampire that she has assisted every Council since 1769, and she's honored to assist them. The next night, she'll take them to the Council building.Colin brings Guillermo to them, and Nandor says that their final decision about Guillermo is that they won't kill him for now. They've decided to make Guillermo a fully-fledged member of the team, but not a vampire. Instead they're going to make him a vampires' bodyguard. Guillermo takes it rather than die, and the vampires accept Guillermo's acceptance.Before the vampires remove the chains from Guillermo, they use four-way hypnosis on him and Laszlo warns that the odds of Guillermo being mentally stable afterward are slim. Guillermo agrees, and they try to hypnotize him.Guillermo tells the film crew that after years of the vampires hypnotizing him, he's immune to vampiric hypnosis. He just lets them think they can hypnotize him.The vampires hypnotize Guillermo to never harm them, and he plays along when he comes out of his "trance".The next night, the Guide takes the group to the local Council building and shows them around. Wraith Dancers come in and give the vampires their Council Robes, and asks which one will assume the Master's Throne. The Guide explains that only one of them can be Supreme Leader. Everybody but Laszlo argues who should be the Supreme Leader.by:www.tuikan.cc
