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“二战”时期,免费盟军要实施安奇奥登陆计划,免费迫于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的超级武器的忌惮,要派两个精锐特工去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼被派了去,最后经过一连串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的最后完成了任务。片段一:德国人在北非布置了一个陷阱,准备了一幅假的防御工事地图让这二个士兵带回去。他们却阴差阳错的拿走了真的地图,最终赢得了战役。片段二:他们化装成管道工潜入德军在意大利的司令部,给他们卫生间的管道修得乱七八糟,把将军淋了个落汤鸡。将军去换衣服,拉开抽屉发现一套新的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换上新军服的时候闭着眼把脸盆里的脏水倒进抽屉里了(柜子旁边有一个废水桶)。那个将军是最主要的一个配角,很有意思。到影片结束前1分钟,都没有一句台词。最后说了一句“谢谢”。片段三:德军有一门超级大炮俯视着联军将要登陆的海滩。这二个士兵居然化装成希特勒和随从,去视察大炮,把大炮炸掉了。In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time

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张婧

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回复 :佐佐和小美是一对大学恋人,毕业后,两人因为爱情留在了同一个城市,没有生活琐碎的校园的爱情是纯洁而美好的。然而步入社会后,面对各种的生存和生活压力,两人的感情逐渐出现了不和谐的音符,分分合合,这段美好的初恋的最终结局将是如何……


廖隽嘉

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回复 :故事讲述了农村女孩肖大成不 甘于接受思想守旧的父母对自己人生的安排,大学毕 业后留在城市打拼并准备继续考研,奋发图强改变自 身命运。她从一个毫无存在感的小员工经历了生活与 工作的挫折与困苦,最终凭借自身的努力奋斗,蜕变 成为职场精英并收获自己的爱情的故事。同时通过描 写肖大成来自重男轻女的农村传统思想家庭中父母观 念的转变,也关注着时代的发展与进步。本片围绕当 代现实生活的平凡点滴展开,向平凡生活中每一位普通奋斗者致敬。


谷村奈南

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回复 :Due to some common interests between German and Russian aristocracy ( the Russians even had aristocrats in their past not to mention they had an Empress called Catherine the Great, as great as this German count's heiresses… ), it is not strange that this Teutonic count has understood and even enjoyed Herr S. M. Eisenstein's "Staroye I Novoye".It is not very usual that for the aristocracy to enjoy Bolshevist films full of proletarian demands that put private property at risk or as it happens in this case, a film about the Communist Party's policy on the subject of the collectivization of the Soviet agriculture. Normally this would be perfect gibberish for this German count, but thanks to Herr Eisenstein 's greatness and directorial talent, the hardships of the heroine of the film, Dame Marfa ( Dame Marfa Lapkina ) breached even the thick aristocratic Schloss walls.And that's one of the first remarkable aspects of this oeuvre; in spite of the political subject of the film, the powerful images and lyricism ( astonishing and beautiful shot compositions ), especially during the first part of the movie, preserve the artistic merits entirely while serving a propaganda purpose. The second remarkable aspect of the film is the dichotomy between the old and new, the fight to improve the lot of Dame Marfa and her countrymen. There are many discussions because it is not easy even in Russia to change ancient and conservative customs. There are superb metaphors and social criticism ( illiteracy, bureaucracy, religiosity ) which perfectly fit the film, and last but not least, "Staroye I Novoye", is a kind of archaic documentary about ancient customs established deeply in old Russia, those ones that our heroine must fight against. And there is also a lot about agriculture ( very enlightening for this German count), especially about harvesting and how to fatten Russian cows or pigs ( literally, no pun here… ).Herr Eisenstein had to bear during the last era of his film career, unbelievable censorship and mutilation of his work, as happens with "Staroye I Novoye". The film was reedited and Eisenstein accused of sympathizing with Trostky's policies but fortunately the film was restored and showed by the German-frenchified t.v. channel "ARTE", natürlich!, including an evocative music score by Herr Taras Bujewski, that fits superbly Herr Eisenstein primal artistic interests.And now, if you'll allow me, I must temporarily take my leave because this German Count must buy a tractor for one of his Teutonic heiress.


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