警察兼律师Ned Ravine（阿曼德·阿山特 Armand Assante 饰）自以为很了解女人，春暖最近却被一个萍水相逢的女人Lola Cain（肖恩·杨 Sean Young 饰）缠上了，春暖而他的女秘书Laura（雪琳·芬 Sherilyn Fenn 饰）则因为丈夫的变态而神经兮兮。Ned深爱着他的妻子Lana，而Lana却背着他和修车工Frankie偷情，两人为了赢取Ned的巨额保险金，决定铤而走险，将Ned骗上火车将其杀死。同时，Ned的大仇人Max Shady也因为刑满出狱，准备找他报仇。Lana的计划进行得十分顺利，Max也计划在火车上向Ned报仇。然而在火车上，Lana却把枪瞄准了穿着和Ned一样西装的Max......本片恶搞了《双重赔偿》和《本能》等多部影片，笑料百出。
回复 :特洛伊的小王子帕里斯（马修•马斯登 饰）被通灵的姐姐预言，如果长大成人必将给特洛伊带来灭顶灾难。国王派人把他扔到山上，但却意外被牧羊人收养。帕里斯长大后英俊潇洒，三个女神下凡让他说出谁最美丽，爱神答应给他世界上最美的女人海伦（希艾娜•盖尔利 饰），得到了金苹果。之后，帕里斯回到特洛伊，重新当上王子。特洛伊国王派帕里斯出使斯巴达，他知道，此去凶多吉少。海伦从小美貌出众，没有男人能禁得起她倾城一笑。然而，从她在水中看到帕里斯影子的那一刻，便深爱着他。然而斯巴达王却夺走了海伦，帕里斯前往斯巴达的当天，正是海伦的婚礼，深爱海伦的帕里斯不顾一切将海伦带走，而这也给阿伽门农（卢夫斯•塞维尔 饰）侵略特洛伊提供了借口。战争持续了10年，最后将由斯巴达王与帕里斯的决斗来决定海伦以及特洛伊的命运……
回复 :爱丽丝（简·方达 Jane Fonda 饰）的丈夫不幸去世，留下了两个孩子要爱丽丝一手拉扯长大，不仅如此，爱丽丝的妹妹和妹夫都失业了，前来投奔姐姐，一家人的生活重担全都落在了爱丽丝的肩上。一天，爱丽丝在一场意外中邂逅了名为斯坦利（罗伯特·德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）的男子，斯坦利是工厂里的厨师，但是因为不识字，所以最终遭到了上司的解雇。爱丽丝知道斯坦利是一个非常善良的男人，于是鼓励他学习识字，在此过程中，两人之间的距离慢慢靠近。就在他们终于真情流露之际，斯坦利获得了一个到外地赚大钱的机会，他向爱丽丝允诺，两年后一定会回来找她。
回复 :This was the first of the videos that started a trend of sex education videos in the early 1990s . I guess the idea behind it was for liberated women to go into a high street store and buy it without any type of guilt or inhibition , but no doubt the main buyer market was teenage boys and dirty old menTHE LOVERS GUIDE is groundbreaking in the fact that it publicised that the couples involved were real life partners but this is slightly dishonest , yes the main couple featured Wendy and her husband were indeed a real life couple who'd been married several years but there was some public controversy that at least one of the couples Kathryn ( The gorgeous brunette ) and Marino ( The well buffed geezer with a ponytail ) had never met one another until they appeared on set where they had unprotected sex for the camera . For a video that self righteously dedicates segments to safe sex it is rather hypocriticalSeeing as it's for education purposes and not pornography as such there's limits as to what can be shown but as a sex education video it's not uninformative though I doubt if you'll be gasping " I never knew that "As a footnote the main couple featured became something of sexual problem agony aunts in the British press - Until it was revealed that Wendy's husband had a serious heart condition which put a stop to sex . I almost felt sorry for this couple who confessed that they used to make love as often as ten times a day but now couldn't make love once a day because it was too dangerous . My small amount of sympathy soon vanished when shortly afterwards the couple split up and raced off to the gutter press in order to dish the dirt on one another to the highest bidder .
