在喜玛拉雅山长大的亚星（郑中基）练有一身瑜伽好功夫，影音某日奉父母之命下山参加印度西施家族举办的瑜伽选夫比赛的途中，影音被恨嫁的大家姐（应采儿）缠住。为了阻止亚星参加比赛，大家姐想出把他变成人见人厌的坏小子的狠招，不想联合三大恶人也没能将亚星改变，不甘心之下，大家姐又找来以坏混世的大胆叔叔（吴镇宇）。可惜大胆叔叔与朋友惊青舅父（刘青云）及其两个外甥已不幸被印度催眠术催眠，连自己是谁都不再晓得，然而亚星总算找到了领门人，赌场的两头神蛇把他教成了沉迷于赌博和吸毒的坏小子，此时，大家姐发现还是原来的亚星比较好，决定陪其一同喝下“印度神奇油”回到从前。
郭可盈
回复 :上世纪70年代初，与家人音讯全无隔绝多年的劳改犯陆焉识（陈道明 饰）在一次农场转迁途中逃跑回家。这对怀抱芭蕾舞梦想的女儿丹丹（张慧雯 饰）带来了巨大压力，她阻止母亲冯婉瑜（巩俐 饰）与父亲的相见。因此夫妻二人近在咫尺却又相隔天涯。文革结束后，陆焉识终于平反回家，但是他却发现女儿早已放弃了芭蕾的梦想成了一名工厂女工，而深爱的妻子因为患病已经不认识自己。深厚的感情、生活的变故，迫使陆焉识做出了对他来说最荒唐却又最合理的人生选择……本片是张艺谋导演加盟乐视影业后的第一部作品，被编剧邹静之誉为苦心之作。
李金泉
回复 : 夜色中的兰桂坊是享乐主义者的领域，聚合了各色人物于此寻欢作乐：阿公（单立文 饰）是帮派头目出身，如今夜夜笙歌，颇得坊间年轻人信服敬重；Jacky（陈柏宇 饰）始乱终弃，面对可能怀孕的玩伴女，如今只想摆脱；酒商销售经理Steven（沈志明 饰）夜店偶遇空姐Jennifer（连诗雅 饰），出面为其挡酒导致醉倒，Jennifer送Steven回家并顺理成章发生了一夜情，二人在一起颇感默契有趣，有意将关系维系，谁知Steven误会Jennifer与他人有染，导致后者离他而去。Steven难以忘记Jennifer，在新年派对上拒绝了其他女孩的示爱。三个月后，Steven再遇Jennifer，然而此时，她已是老板Leslie（恭硕良 饰）的女友……
回复 :Edith Hardy uses charity funds for Wall Street investments in hopes of buying some new gowns. She loses all the money and borrows from wealthy oriental Tori. When her husband gives her the amount she borrowed, Tori won't take it back, branding her shoulder with a Japanese sign of his ownership. She shoots him. Her husband takes the blame. In court Edith reveals all to an angry mob. Written by Ed Stephan {stephan@cc.wwu.edu}Richard Hardy, a hardworking stockbroker, labors overtime to keep up with the ruinous bills incurred by his beautiful but irresponsible wife Edith, a venal, spoiled socialite who is impervious to his pleas for fiscal restraint. Acting on what she believes to be an insider information, she impulsively embezzles $10,000 from the Red Cross charity she chairs for a stock tip. When she finds the money has been lost, she desperately turns to a Japanese ivory trader with whom she has been thoughtlessly flirting and persuades him to replace the money in exchange for an assignation. When her husband's long-awaited business deal finally materializes, she desperately tries to withdraw from their agreement by replacing the money. Angered and disappointed with her resistance to his advances, he uses a branding device to mark her shoulder as his property. Feeling violated, Edith shoots him in the shoulder and leaves. In order to protect his wife's reputation, Richard confesses to the crime and faces trial for attempted murder. Written by Gabe Taverney (duke1029@aol.com)
